Working Out

Working out used to be so hard, and totally dehydrating, but ever since those two wheel motorized standing machines came along workout time has become a breeze.

You can go twenty miles on your treadmill and hardly feel the burn at all on one of those things, and when you’re done you simply plug it in and wait until you’ve got enough juice to ride another twenty miles.

And when they inevitably become the choice of marathoners the world over you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that you were riding your way through grueling workouts long before those other copycats jumped on board.