A ROCKETMAN UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER!?
Sure, why the Hell not!
Standout this Christmas in the endless sea of sameness with the ugly Christmas sweater design that tops them all.
Say NO to tacky boring nonpolitical Ugly Sweater designs worn by ill-informed family, friends and loved ones, with this super-tacky bigly-unboring political sh*tstorm ugly sweater that will get everyone talking, and probably drunken fists flying across the dinner table.
That's what Christmas is about! That's what made us the most violent species on Earth! That's why the killer shark uprising doesn't stand a damn chance! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Sale Price: $24.95