It’s up to the older generation of undead to teach the little rotten ones how to act, you know what they say- it takes a village to raise a brain munching zombie child.
The first rule rotting kids must learn is that they shouldn’t run, even if the smell of human flesh makes their tummies grumble, because if they step in a pothole they can kiss their legs goodbye.
It’s very important to educate undead children, because it would be mighty embarrassing if one of your corpse charges took off like a bolt of lightning after some warm-skinned living person and ended up losing their head.
Don’t be a bonehead- teach those rotten kids about the dangers of running!
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