Forget the conspiracy theories I'm real, not just some myth! No more guessing, humans, the truth is out there… and it's me. I've been dodging UFO sightings and bad sci-fi for centuries, but now I’m here, in the flesh (or whatever this is). So, yes, aliens are real, and we’ve been watching you binge watch those documentaries all along. The universe isn’t ready for this kind of 'real'!
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