Paper Planes

What do you do when there’s a king sized gorilla hanging from a skyscraper in your city? Send in the paper planes- they won’t do any damage to the great ape, but they will sufficiently distract him so you and the rest of the citizens can grab your stuff and hightail it outta there!

Once the gorilla discovers that the planes are nothing but folded piece of paper he may get angry about being distracted by such a simple object, but then he'll find the joy of folding paper into aircraft and start up a new hobby- other than kidnapping damsels and playing the role of Kong in dinosaur fight club.