It’s funny how those signs hanging in store windows only seem to apply to certain people, even though they claim to deny service to anyone not wearing shoes and/or a shirt.
One hulking mass of a fellow always seems to get prompt service wherever he goes despite the fact that he never wears a shirt or shoes, but it’s probably for the best that baristas bend the rules a little for him otherwise he might bend their coffee shop into a pile of rubble!
It ain’t easy being green, but when you’re a scientist turned hulk doors fairly fly open for you wherever you go!
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