Adventurers who are seeking fame and fortune in the wilds and dungeons of the world should know how to identify the various droppings they’ll be side stepping as they wander about, so they can safely track their magical quarry and avoid becoming some gargoyle’s lunch.
If you’re considering the life of a fantasy adventurer as a viable career option you should invest in this handy wearable guide, so you won’t mistake phoenix poop for a pile of leprechaun “gold”, and you’ll know that finding a giant green glob that smells like squid means it’s time to run for your life.
Sale Price: $24.95
