When your heart rate is steady and spikes in all the right places on the electrocardiogram you’ll be declared fit as a fiddle, but when your heart rate starts taking the shape of dinosaurs you’ve got a serious medical condition that will affect your health.
It’s called Cardiosaurus Disease, and it affects one out of every ten million people who believe in unsubstantiated medical conditions.
Symptoms include: increased appetite for raw meat, shortening of the arms, roaring and an uncontrollable urge to file one’s teeth into sharp points.
If you, or someone you know, is living with Cardiosaurus Disease please purchase this shirt and help spread the word about this ridiculous disease!
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