Why settle for a drab, ordinary, all-black “bat” graphic when you can have an ACTUAL bat? Just follow the steps below!
Step 1: Find bat. Convince bat of your desire to rid city of criminal elements.
Step 2: Carefully affix bat to chest/suit with tape (or your choice of adhesive).
Step 3: SUCCESS!!! See criminals and rogues flee in terror!
Sale Price: $24.95
