Do you love turtles? Do you love burgers? Then have I got the best thing for you! The turtle burger! Contrary to what you may think, you don't eat this magnificent beast. You let it roam free and do whatever it is turtle burgers do... Which would probably be repeating "Don't get eaten. Don't get eaten." while running away from everything.
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