That's No Basketball

Being a dark force lord means you have tremendous power at your disposal, but it also means you can get a bit cocky at times.

He was no stranger to egomania, and often let his emotions get the better of him, so when he told people he was going to do something, no matter how ridiculous it was, they simply nodded in approval.

One day that dark lord began boasting about how he was going to slam dunk his latest death ray enabled artificial star, and while people tried to figure out what the heck slam dunk meant he pulled out a strange glowing device and strapped it to his waist...