Stick in the Mud

Popsicles in their natural habitat are peaceful beings. They work. They play. They take their Popsiclets to school. They have no natural enemies with one exception. Humans... Human poachers abduct unsuspecting Popsicles, cram a stick up their rear and suffocate them in bags covered in bright cheerful advertising targeting children. The next time you're in the frozen food section at your local grocery store, take a moment to think about where your food comes from. If you see someone buying Popsicles, toss Kool-Aid on them in protest to show your support.
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