Soft Kitty

People are always telling him that he’s soft, like they expect a kitty from the city who spends his time expanding his mind rather than working on his abs to be anything but soft.

If hard is such a good thing why do people always describe bad things in life as hard? Hard times, hard luck, stuck between a rock and a hard place, these don’t sound very appetizing, but being a soft kitty sounds like a purrfect way to live your life.

No bang, no big ordeal, and plenty of roommates and neighbors to keep you entertained- soft sounds good to me!