Say Hello to my Little Crossbow

There was once a Lannister imp, who walked with a very pronounced limp, he was glib of the tongue and quick with the dung whenever the people yelled gimp.

He may be short in size, with a giant scar across his face, but Tyrion carries a large crossbow and he’s not afraid to use it!

Don’t play games with a man simply because he’s small in stature, because when he assumes his rightful place on the iron throne and becomes the king of all you see you’ll regret the day you toyed with the man they so cruelly call the imp!