Spend too much time in dank, musty caves and you'll find that you're more than a bit out of touch with the real world when you get out.
Head directly to a game show after starting your life over again and you're probably not going to win the precious first prize, but you'd better ring in anyways or you're going to look like a bit of a kook on national television!
Maybe you should hit the tanning salon first, and get your hands on some decent clothes, so people won’t think they're dealing with a mad Halfling!
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