When their alien race became confined to life inside giant rolling trashcans they lost their grasp of the spoken language, and in time their vocabulary choices started to gravitate towards exclamatory phrases that end in –ate.
One of those –ate words they discovered brought an old school video game aesthetic to mind, inspiring their engineers to design a new battle armor perfect for total squares.
The Pixelate space armor series comes in three colors- red, blue and yellow, and it’s extremely popular with those who appreciate classic style, and don’t mind getting stuck on a corner every once in a while.
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