Pandalympics

Animal sports enthusiasts tried to bring new species into the games, but when they set their sights on the lazy panda bears they didn’t know what they were in for!

First they demanded personal grizzly bear trainers, then they wanted to go on an all organic bamboo diet, and lastly they weren’t content with prizes made out of precious metals- they wanted edible medals made out of sugar cane.

Luckily those black and white divas didn’t make it past basic training, so the committee never had to indulge their silly whims!