PAULINE'S PERIL

Long before that royal hussie Princess Peach came along and stole Mario's affections, he had a different, more down-to-earth lady love. Her name was Pauline, and he saved her life from his disgruntled ex-pet Donkey Kong on many an occasion. Help me celebrate this red-headed beauty and the valiant efforts of a simple plumber against the ape named Donkey.