Neurotic Jerk

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I'd like to introduce to you my biggest critic. My brain. This squishy, nerdy, wrinkled, little, scruffy nerf herder is just plain mean. He is the most critical viewer I have. He knows my biggest doubts and fears and often uses them against me keeping me on a constant roller coaster of self doubt battling confidence and often self esteem. He never shuts up. "Their all going to laugh at you!" "I know, brain! That's the point when you draw a joke." To my detriment, his opinion often overpowers anything else I hear or read. If he didn't like it so much, I'd punch him in the face with alcohol to shut him up. Can you relate?
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