I Like to Watch

You'll blend in to the modern dystopia perfectly with this inconspicuous shirt. Nothing says you consent to the demise of the world quite like turning a blind eye. Whatever you do, don't stand out! You know what they say about the 'squeaky wheel... IT GETS THROWN INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND GOVERNMENT SEX DUNGEON WHERE THEY TEST PHARMACEUTICALS ON IT UNTIL IT VOLUNTARILY WATCHES REALITY TV, EATS A NON-GLUTEN DIET AND GOES 'BAAAHHHHHH' LIKE ALL THE OTHER SHEEPLE.

Or whatever. Nothing to see here, move along.