Heisenbeagle

Everybody knew that beagle was up to no good when he started spending all his time in the doghouse, and when those strange fumes and odors started emanating out of his house their suspicions were confirmed- the beagle had gone bad.

He came out wearing a fedora and a goatee, with a duffle bag full of blue crystal dog treats and a wry smile, demanding that everyone call him Heisenbeagle.

It was all downhill from there for the peanut gallery, and thanks to a snoopy neighbor Heisenbeagle was soon locked up and muzzled, his days of doghouse cooking a distant memory…