Doo Rag

I wonder what pirate poop's booty looks like. Cursed Aztec corn? If you get captured by pirate poop, can you declare poo-ley? Is a pirate poop's ship called a floater? You think quilted, double-ply would make it easier to swab the poop deck? If you anger pirate poop, I bet they give you the stink eye before they send you to Davy Jone's crapper! Ok, I'll stop now.
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